Star Wars Porn Story: DELETED SCENES FROM STAR WARS
SCENE 1 – THE CANTINA AT MOS EISLEY SPACEPORT
Han Solo, captain of the Millenium Falcon, is having a drink with Chewbacca, having just made a charter deal with Obi Wan Kenobi and young Luke Skywalker. Having been paid in advance for the charter, and having had several drinks, he’s feeling flush and happy. A blue-skinned female alien at the bar catches his eye. She’s wearing a tight dress, short and low-cut, that accentuates the aggressive thrust of her three full breasts. Her face is vaguely humanoid, except for an extended, foot-long proboscis that resembles the trunk of an elephant.
Solo (winking at the alien): “Jeezus, Chewy, it’s a Fellatian! You watch, she’s gonna come over.”
Chewbacca looks over at the alien and bleats loudly.
Solo: “Yeah, I know she’s a whore. Listen, Chewy, these Fellatian chicks give the best fucking head in the galaxy!”
